k-k-k-kinda busaaayyy

There are so many things about this video that i find to be so absurd/fascinating
i. the video is 9:30 long (i don't blame u if u don't watch it)
ii. the costumes are ridic.
iii. the plot is that of a comic book
iv. Tyrese Gibson is in it
v. "its not that i don't like u, im just tryna party"
vi. everything is telling me to not like this song, but i just.cant.help.it


((this has hot mess written all over it))

don't cry for me

this.is.sick.

its official

.....Im bored with my life.

And my job.


I need something amazing to happen.

And it needs to happen soon.

Tudors

I have succumb to the guilty pleasure of Netflix and discovered the Showtime series the "Tudors". I have a lot of catching up to do but so far I am absolutely enthralled in the scandalous, dramatic sexy mini-series. Who knew that that King Henry the 8th was such a stud when he was 25??!?! Clearly the rumors about him being a man-whore are true as well as the fact that pretty much everyone during that time period were rather slutty and had poor morals. I must say it is a much more interesting way to learn about his infamous 40 year reign than it was in high school...

oh hey, King Henry



That Anne Boleyn, what a floozy.

Putting Away

As I was trying to put my apartment back to rights after I have been ignoring it for the past few weeks, I noticed that I hate almost everything about being domestic. I especially struggle with the "putting away" of items. For example, I hate unloading the dishwasher once it is clean. I can't stand putting the groceries in the cupboard once I am back from the store. Finally, I would rather my clean clothes sit in piles all around me than in my closet. Whatever. At least it's not the opposite and I am a dirty, filthy pig. My mess is clean.

Im all about the Sangriaaaaa

This past weekend I was in Nueva York visiting friends for birthdays and such. We were able to catch up on our new jobs, apartments and relationships over wine and tapas. Somewhere in the past few years we have traded in our t-shirts for blazers and our kegs for wine glasses. While that is all fine and dandy lets be real, you can still be super mature and also get shit-faced (insert hot-mess). Enter the love of my weekend... Sangria. I have decided that its the most fantastic drink, both made with white and red wine. So refreshing. I have high hopes of being creative this summer and making my own concoction of fruity delicious-ness.

i want this now.

Recap

Shame on me, I haven't blogged in quite some time. I blame it on the fact that I had to recover from N&J's festivities and a slew of other events that have caused me to become overly lazy in the past few weeks. However, in an effort to catch up I am going to post a few pics.

stunning b & g

gawjiss!

love love loved our dresses

Just wondering?

Would you rather have a horizontal buttcrack OR vertically aligned breasts?!


Tuesdays was feeling too serious already, I had to lighten the mood!

>>>>If your wondering, I would clearly choose the horizontal buttcrack, my boobs are my money maker...ha.

Road Trip

I am actually looking forward to an 8 hour car ride, for once. I am driving down to NC with some of my home girls for my bff's wedding. I enjoy being a passenger and were going in a spacious car so it shouldn't be that bad. Its going to be beautiful, sunny and a weekend of bliss. Pretty stoked. However, I can guarantee that we will manage to stop more than 5 times, get lost and J and myself will force everyone to listen to more Mariah Carey then they can even handle. I will be on a blog hiatus (is that a word?)---try not to miss me too much!

Poor guy is so scared, he squeezes his burger!

I am Pale.

Lately I have had several people comment on my skin color. Its white. I am Caucasian. I do not tan when the sun touches my skin. I burn and get red and its horrible. I am also aware of this situation as it is my skin, and it has been this way for 24 years now. I would appreciate it if people stopped discussing it with me as if it was an option or choice. I understand that I could go tanning, but i CHOOSE not too. Call me crazy. No matter how often people tell me that I am realllly white,that is not going to change it and quite honestly its getting to be a bit offensive. I.AM.PALE. Embrace me.

Some other cool pale people besides me...

Bitches (Complaint of the Day)

I will attempt to keep this short and to the point. I went to the mall today and I was browsing in H&M. It was a rare occasion and I decided to try on a few things. So I am minding my biz trying on a cute little dress and I was confused about how it looked so I simply stepped out and asked one of the employees if the elastic-y part was suppose to be above or on my boobs. After she rolled her eyes and gave me sass for bothering her (she was doing nothing, fyi) she told me it was fine and that "the only reason the elastic looks that way is cuz u pulled it too tight. It didn't do that on its own." Uuuhhhhmmmmmmmm wtf? RAIR. This leads me into my rant about bitches. Public Service Announcement: Don't be a bitch if your going to work with the public., especially if you work at a clothing store. There are other jobs, go find one.

Check out this list of "bitches" that was compiled by a 3rd grader. (Amazing find, thanks to E). Pretty sure "grumpy bitch" would of made the list.