Obsessions

My latest are as follows:

1. the etsy website. It's like ebay without bidding and it is a unique venue for artists ranging from jewelry to artwork. I can actually afford some of the merch.

2. Drake's new album. I could prolly listen to his voice for days.

3. Wii Fit Yoga poses?! I know this is old news, but I am re-discovering it. Even tho it isn't a yoga class, its free and I feel the burn. Pretty sweet.

4. aaannd this image

Complete Double Rainbow

As I am sure many of you have seen the new viral video on Youtube that everyone is talking about--->Double Rainbow. Dude, I am not sure if this man was under the influence or having a sexual encounter, but it is hilarious. Without a doubt, this puts me in a good mood. If you haven't seen it, check it out, it is long but so worth the wait. If your like me, you will also want to see the remixxxx. Don't act like your too cool for it. Cuz your not.

I find this to be fascinating.

What's your favorite part of this hot mess? Personally, I enjoy the fact that perhaps she is rockin' a business suit....wow.

soak this in...

how comforting

flash mob

This summer I have been working on my bucket list, which i am not prepared to share quite yet; HOWEVER, I will share one item. I wanna be in a flash mob. One of the most famous ones is that was done by Oprah's audience at an outdoor concert of the Black Eyed Peas. A flash mob is when a large group of strangers spontaneously break out in dance in a random location (or so it appears). Train stations, college campuses, even in libraries and grocery stores. I attached one that was done at Univ of Ohio in their student center. I know, how random. Yet, genius and hilarious. Come on...who wants to flash mob with me?!?!? Fine...I will do it myself.

Shit My Dad Says

I always think that the stuff my parents say to me is hilarious and extremely quotable. I should of totally written down more of the things that they have said to me and my brother over the years. However, 29 year old, Justin Halpern has beat me to it. He lives with his 73 year old father and now has a book, twitter and blog dedicated to "Shit My Dad Says". It is obscene and I am impressed with the bluntness and the fact he does not mince words. Below are a few of my favorites but you can check them out for yourself here!

"Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."

"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."

Saw my bank account, like where are all the 0's at?!?!?

Story of my life. Tomorrow is pay day. Today I have $25.76. For me, this is impressive as I stayed out of the negative once again. But this is NO way to live.......seriously. I have made a budget. I don't spend a lot of $$ on "extra's". I really just literally make enough to exist in a single bedroom apartment. I am grateful for a paycheck, who isn't? BUT.....maybe it's time to start playing the lotto...