I always think that the stuff my parents say to me is hilarious and extremely quotable. I should of totally written down more of the things that they have said to me and my brother over the years. However, 29 year old, Justin Halpern has beat me to it. He lives with his 73 year old father and now has a book, twitter and blog dedicated to "Shit My Dad Says". It is obscene and I am impressed with the bluntness and the fact he does not mince words. Below are a few of my favorites but you can check them out for yourself here!
"Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."
"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."
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