Stop N Shop MESS.

Unfortunately I do have a visual for you all. However, this gentleman definitely takes the cake for a hot mess. I found him stumbling aimlessly down the isles of Stop N Shop in complete and utter disarray. Now, I am not a fan of grocery shopping in the least, so I only have like 4 things in my cart and I am one frozen dinner away from checking out. This character asks "excuse me, do you know where I can find the frozen corn on the cob?" I slowly turn around as I do believe this man is speaking to me.....after a long awkward pause I reply "Frozen corn on the cob?" He shakes his head in a way that makes me want to run away. I am almost 100% positive but do NOT quote me on this that there is really no such thing as frozen corn on the cob. There is frozen corn, and there is also corn on the cob. But no such hybrid. Not only was I confused by his question, but I was also a little upset that he perhaps thought I, of all people, would know where anything was even located. I politely pointed him to the frozen vegetable's (despite, the fact he is going to be disappointed once he gets there). He scurried away with his list.