Hot mess of the week slash month

That honor goes to Mr. Tiger Woods. I am so over hearing about this scandal. Dude, you don't get to have all the fame and glory when you win the Masters but when you decide to be a cheating d-bag you expect people to give you privacy. Newsflash: your a celeb. My advice to him is:
i. look at your wife, she is a Swedish super model
ii. stop apologizing to people that are not your wife
iii. keep it in your pants. always.

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You are a hot mess Senor Woods.