The girl who smells

Again, trying to do laundry. And we have these pre-loaded cards that were suppose to use instead of change. You use this machine to put any amount of cash on the card. Makes sense. Should be simple. Its NOT. You can't use $1, only $5 or $10. I don't have any cash people. I mean come onnnnn. I have quarters, singles, even susan b anthony's. So now I have to go to the ATM take out a $20 (u can't take anything less, obvi.) Then I will go to CVS and by something dumb so i can get some change. For real. This is why people walk around smelling. Its too much work. I wouldn't go through the effort normally, however I down to my ugliest pair of underwear. It's not looking good, folks. I just might be the girl who smells this week.

whammy. don't for a second act like these aren't in the bottom of your drawer.