I need an assistant.

To do what? Wellll I would prefer someone who can cook, clean, do some laundry, and maybe drive me places I wanna go. And it wouldn't hurt if they happened to look like the sexy studs below.

I don't even like vegetables, but i mean come onnnn.

i am 100% positive that this would persuade me to spend more time in the kitchen.

he isn't even contributing, but i don't hate it.

Really? Do guys like this exist?

he looks good doing that, no?