In case you were wondering....

i. you CAN purchase a gift certificate from the dollar store. Don't question this, accept it as truth. I would know because I love aimlessly pilfering through the isles.

this is my all time favorite store; but don't be fooled, all items are "generally" $1.00

ii. there are still people out there that wear chained-wallet's. The ones where in case it were to fall out of your pocket it would still be hanging behind you on a long chain...

to be fair, this is not the stud who i am referencing.

iii. You can pay $19.00 tonight to have a piece of paper mailed to NY by tomorrow. FedEx saved my ass.

iv. Finally, I am going on another road trip, this time to BEANTOWN. It will be epic. I am stoaked.