Peek-a-Butt

This is a real life picture of a real life hot mess, taken by, yours truly. E, M and I followed her all around Marshall's in an effort to figure out her peculiar summer wardrobe. The back view does NOT give her justice. Honestly, she looks topless, BUT she is actually wearing what appears to be a string halter type thing. After some research, we concluded that she has absolutely nothing on underneath that hideous black cloth. Every time she took a step her butt cheeks would take turns popping out to say heyyyyy. It was horrible. Each boob was pointing in an opposite direction. And i don't think u can tell from the pic, but she is sporting a silver-glitter purse that looks about big enough to store her drug of choice. She kept pacing around the store, feverishly picking things up but never buying anything. The least offensive thing about her may be her white, pleather moccasins. I mean COME ON! You didn't look in one mirror? Or worse, u did, and you still thought you looked decent enough to go out in public in broad daylight?!?! Thanks to her we have our winner for Sunday HM.